I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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