Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
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