I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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