I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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