Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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