All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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