I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
and you said cock pushups were impossible
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
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