Have you finally orgasmed yet?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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