Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Randomize
