No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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