Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Randomize
