My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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