is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
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