It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
