I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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