the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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