i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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