i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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