Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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