I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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