Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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