ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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