He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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