Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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