I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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