well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
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