I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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