What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Randomize
