Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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