i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Randomize
