just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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