nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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