She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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