nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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