Sry I called you an 8
I'm gonna have a badass scar
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
There's always time for handjobs
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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