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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Writing my paper on freud at bar

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  ??

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children

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  Smooth

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska

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• (469): View more from Texas

  Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  This show inspires me to have sex in space

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision

  (970): View more from Colorado

  Daily.

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• (209): View more from California

  Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting

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• (917): View more from New York City

  i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough

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• (917): View more from New York City

  last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine

  (773): View more from Illinois

  gross

  (917): View more from New York City

  like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please

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• (585): View more from New York

  You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.

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• (415): View more from California

  dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.

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