So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Be still, my beating vagina.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
