we have pet lesbian snakes
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
So much rum. So many feels.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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