Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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