We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
