It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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