her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
