She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Randomize
