theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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