would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
