I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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