Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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