I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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