You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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