She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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