If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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