i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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