I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Life is so much better after having sex.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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