I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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