I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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