of course. lets lasso hookers.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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