We won't sleep together?
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
