honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Do vagina's smell?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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