I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
