New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
You may now shotgun with the bride
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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